This has got to be absolutely the FUNNIEST thing I've read in ages. How can Kerry fix his floundering campaign? A plethora of thoughtful ideas are presented, including...
* Pick a VP that Makes You Look Good in Comparison: Since everyone think you're haughty and aloof and uncharismatic, pick a VP that's even more haughty, more aloof, and less charismatic. But who...Al Gore! He's even already got VP experience. He might be really tired of it, though, so if you get elected and you see him playing with garroting wire, don't turn your back on him.
Read it all. And then start calling Kerry's campaign headquarters and tell them to hire Frank!
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