Thanks to Jim at Parkway Reststop I can pass along the funniest description of a meeting I've ever seen.
Unbillable Hours gives us the blow by blow account
I went to a meeting of INFORMED LAND OWNERS the other night, because, well, I lack both land and information and I was looking for a handout. The technical term for the meeting was “Deer In The Headlights: Pest Populations and Suburban Sprawl” but my Palm Pilot understood it as the “How Do We Send Bambi To Hell Before She F-cks With the Grill Of My Car” meeting.
Do NOT miss the rest of this, you will regret it. The rest of the day, you can sit at work allowing the occasional giggle to escape as you contemplate deer, turkey, and flying squirrels.