How Do You Flunk a Quiz Like This?
So Harvey has this list of quiz questions that he borrowed from Lynn of Reflections in d minor. And as I was reading through them I realized... geeze I can't even pass for Trailer Trash... Thus I hang my head in shame as I post my answers to these most difficult questions!
1. UPN or Fox? Um - neither, I don't watch TV
2. roller derby or WWE? What's WWE?
3. Loretta Lynn or Tammy Wynette? Ah here's one I can answer Loretta Lynn!
4. Tony Lama or Durango? Who?
5. fried Spam or fried boloney? neither - either one will kill me although I used to eat fried baloney as a kid
6. Buck Owens or Porter Wagoner? Neither???
7. fiddle or banjo? fiddle
8. Texas or Tennessee? Texas
9. Ford or Chevy? (pickup of course) Pickup? Um okay Ford I guess.
10. extended cab or long bed? can I take regular please?
11. Tabasco or Texas Pete's? I don't think so!
12. Saints or Cowboys? Saints - I'm a St. Louis Cardinal fan from the days of the Hart/Staubach rivalry
13. baseball cap or cowboy hat? I hate wearing hats - does bad things to my hair
14. double wide or single wide? tent?
15. Wal-mart or K-mart? Walmart if I must. I loathe Kmart they always had to do price checks ALWAYS
16. "Your Cheatin' Heart" or "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"? Do I have to listen to depressing songs?
17. Gunsmoke or Bonanza? Gunsmoke - used to watch it with my dad
18. Johnny Cash or Merle Haggard? (ooooh... tough choice) Johnny Cash - anyone who can sing about a boy named Sue...
19. catfish or buffalo wings? Um... neither
20. Charlie Daniels Band or ZZ Top? Charlie Daniels! How can you top Uneasy Rider - the original and the 88 version!
21. Velvet painting: Elvis or bullfighter? Bullfighter - sorry I'm not a huge Elvis fan although some of his old movies are really fun to watch
22. Plastic sunflowers or plastic flamingos? Sorry hate them both
23. Lawn chairs: molded plastic or aluminum frame? Heh - I have some molded plastic ones
24. John Wayne or Clint Eastwood? Can I have both?
So there you have it. Sad isn't it.
Maybe if you wear a Dolly Parton wig... :-)
Posted by: Harvey | July 10, 2004 at 02:30 PM
LOL! Harvey, I'd need more than a wig! Maybe a trip to my local plastic surgeon for enhancement...
Posted by: Teresa | July 10, 2004 at 06:37 PM